Licensed Texas attorney. Licensed Texas paramedic. Unlicensed BBQ critic. And yes, I went to law school first. Got to learn how to chase the ambulance before you can drive it. Politically incorrect infidel who's a libertarian with a small L -- I'm philosophically a libertarian, but can't belong to that party -- too unrealistic for me. Oh, and also a big fan of country music, firearms, and, as of late, cars.