Hello world!

I’m new to blogging, but not to my passions which include the active practice of both law and paramedicine, good BBQ, and the occasional foray into politics.   I look forward to developing some devoted minions, I mean, readers.   I tend to be highly opinionated, blunt, and irreverent, so if you’re easily offended, you might not like this blog.   And as always, my opinions are my own, and not of any of my employers (whether past or present) or any EMS agencies I’ve been affiliated with.

About me?  I’m a Texas attorney and paramedic approaching middle age.  I actively practice both of my licensed careers — working as one of the minions of state government (NOT in EMS regulation, y’all) and volunteering as a paramedic and EMS educator.

Since I am an attorney, I’ll leave you with a couple of disclaimers.  All rights reserved.  No attorney/client or paramedic/patient relationship is assumed.  Contents may settle during shipping.  Shipping and handling not included.  Press hard, three copies.

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  2. Midwest Medic says:

    Hello! I just found your blog (as linked by TOTWTYTO) and will be following it!