11-20-2013

November 20, 2013.  6:06 PM.   That’s a time that will live in my memory for a long time and that I will probably never be able to forget.  You see, at that moment, my mom became an EMS patient and I simultaneously lost faith in my local EMS system.

 

It’s hard being a medical provider when your family is a patient.   It’s even harder watching an EMS system you’ve always respected do everything it can to disappoint you.

 

I’ve always considered myself fortunate to live in Austin, Texas.  Besides the great BBQ, we’ve always been proud of our EMS system.  Until the early 2000’s, the local EMS department patch proudly proclaimed “System of the Year 1984.”  And recently, Austin/Travis County EMS received accreditation from CAMTS, the Commission on Accreditation of Medical Transportation Systems.  Surely, this system can’t disappoint, right?   This isn’t one of those big city fire-based systems or one of those  “eeeeevil” for-profit low bid contractors.  This system is one of the best funded in the country.   The medics are exceptionally well paid.  In fact, both of the medics who came to “take care” of my mom made over $80,000 last year.

 

This is the system that I grew up in as an EMT-B, first responding with one of the county fire departments and riding as a third on their ambulances.   This is the system that has a new hire academy that’s several months long and then an extensive field training process that lasts several months as well.   Not to mention a full-time “Professional Practices and Standards Division” and two full-time physician medical directors and several part-time associate medical directors.  If you believe their PR machine, this is the best EMS system in Texas, if not the United States.  In other words: Bad. Things. Do. Not. Happen. Here. Period.

 

So, here’s what happened.  Just before 6:00 PM that evening, my mom had an episode where she couldn’t remember the last two hours of her life.  This episode ended up lasting a total of about 20-25 minutes.  During that time, I called 911 for EMS help.  (And we know that when her paramedic son insists on an ambulance, she’s sick.)   The firefighter/EMTs who showed up from the Austin Fire Department did a great job of getting a set of baseline vitals, ruling out the possibility of a stroke, and reassuring everyone.  Then, the responding EMS crew showed up.  Two paramedics, each with over ten years experience in the local EMS system.  You know – one of the elite EMS systems in the country.

 

Well, the treating medic comes up to my mom, who’s laying on the couch.  He sets his $25,000 LifePak 12 cardiac monitor down in front of the couch.  What does he do with it?  He uses it as a stool to sit on.  No.  I am NOT making this sh-t up.  He asks her a few questions and then says, “You’re not having a stroke and your symptoms are clearing up. If you want to go to the hospital, I guess we can take you.”  Me, being the concerned son, I said that she definitely wanted to go to the hospital.  Here’s the next shocker.  The same medic says, “You’ve got a steep driveway and we can’t get the stretcher up the driveway.  You think you can walk down to the ambulance if we help?”   Did I mention that my mom has aortic stenosis?  You know, that’s a heart condition.  Me?  I was too shocked to say anything.  So, the medics walk a cardiac patient to the ambulance – in the cold rain.   They were “nice” enough to allow me to ride in the back with mom.   During the transport, the medic kept his nose buried in his laptop and the only thing he “did” for mom was to put her on an automatic blood pressure cuff.  Because, yeah, that’s what you do for a cardiac patient.  I almost forgot to mention that they knew I’m a medic.  One of them asked the firefighters, “Is this guy riding with you?”  The firefighters said I was the patient’s son and a paramedic.  So, they knew they were being watched by someone who knows what the drill is.  Think what they’re doing when they aren’t being watched.

 

So, Mom got admitted to the hospital for a couple days worth of diagnostics where they finally determined she had inadequate cerebral perfusion due to her aortic stenosis.  She was scheduled for a heart catheterization and valve replacement.  She ended up having a single vessel bypass and an aortic valve replacement on December 12th and is recovering remarkably well.   So, at this point, we’ve more than determined her EMS care way missed the mark.

 

On the way home from the hospital on the night of the 20th, I began to have more and more concerns about the EMS care she received.  One thing that Austin/Travis County EMS is also proud of is a 24-hour customer service line that rings to the on-duty field supervisors.  You’re supposed to receive a return phone call within 30 minutes.  So, when I hadn’t received a phone call by the next morning, I shot off an email to the EMS Director and the EMS Medical Director.   Part of becoming an attorney means losing any and all fear in upsetting the apple cart.  Besides, it’s my mom.  And somewhere during EMT and paramedic training, I learned we’re supposed to treat every patient like we’d want our mom treated.

 

So, eventually, they had a field supervisor (district commander in the Austin/Travis County EMS lexicon) call me.  He acted concerned and mouthed the customer service phrases just like someone would if you called in a complaint to the cable company or the phone company.  He also promised that a “duty medical officer” would call me to discuss the clinical aspects of her care.  As promised, the duty medical officer called me back.  He too mouthed the customer service catch phrases and told me that I would never find out what happened as a result of his investigation because of certain statutory provisions mandating confidentiality of clinical reviews of EMS providers.

 

After a couple of weeks, I began to wonder what happened to my initial complaint.  I spoke to the district commander again who told me that “they” made the decision that the concerns I had were clinical, not operational, and that the complaint had been closed.  As this didn’t make any sense to me, I talked to one of my many contacts at EMS.  That person told me there wasn’t even any record of the complaint being taken.  When I heard this, I turned lawyer.  Full-on lawyer.  I sent what only be described as an attorney demand letter via email to the EMS Director, the EMS Medical Director, the deputy EMS Director, as well as the city manager, assistant city manager for public safety, the city attorney, and the city auditor.  I explained my very real concerns as well as my mom’s fear to call EMS again.  I demanded a meeting and that it was my very intention to file a formal complaint.  I got my meeting.  I met with the EMS Director, deputy EMS Director, the deputy EMS Medical Director, and the assistant chiefs for operations and professional practices.  During that meeting, my email was turned into a formal civil service complaint against both the responding medics as well as the district commander who “deep-sixed” my complaint.  I also got the opportunity to discuss the call in-depth with the deputy EMS Medical Director who seemed concerned and said that the events warranted investigation.  I left at least semi-reassured.

 

After my mom’s successful surgery and as her recovery continued to progress well, I turned my attention back to the care she received.  With a HIPAA release in hand, I got a copy of her EMS report.  Not only was the report’s narrative full of misspellings, grammatical errors, and incorrect capitalizations, it was remarkably incomplete in describing what the EMS crew observed and heard from the patient – and her family.  As an adjunct to my legal and EMS careers, I’ve presented several times on EMS documentation.  Based on my expert opinion (Yeah, I’m arrogant that way.), I can, without a doubt, say that this is some of the worst documentation I’ve had the misfortune of running across.  Surely the deputy EMS Medical Director would want to know about this.  After all, he told me to call with any concerns I had.

 

So, I called him.  And yes, he had seen it.  And yes, he agreed it “wasn’t good.”  However, he also told me that the clinical review was complete.  He also went on to tell me that the clinical review process wasn’t about discipline, but about educating the crew.  Ok, I can almost go along with that.  Nevertheless, at some point, one has to wonder at what point education and remediation cease to work and discipline may be warranted.

 

So, the doctor told me that he “talked to the crew and this won’t happen again.”  Wow.  I feel better.  Especially when the same day, the local news reports that Austin/Travis County EMS suspended a paramedic for two 12-hour shifts for making inappropriate posts on Facebook.  However a combination of clinical errors that could well have had a negative patient outcome gets a “talking to.”  Hell, they might have even been sent to bed without cookies.  Maybe at their next shift at a slow “vacation station,” they’ll have to give up their Xbox time.   I should also mention that the treating paramedic has a disciplinary record including two negligent collisions and failing to follow a directive from a district commander.   So, there’s a documented history of laziness and an unwillingness to abide by department policies.

 

Fortunately, I did file a complaint with the state on the responding medics.  Here’s hoping that the state recognizes this substandard care for what I believe to violate multiple state administrative rules relating to EMS.  What amazes me is the number of local medics who weren’t surprised by the treatment from this crew.  Ignorant, lazy, and arrogant were among the nicer words I heard to describe these two paramedics.  Yet, our supposedly elite local EMS system allows these two to continue on providing slipshod, lazy, complacent, minimal standards of prehospital care while paying each of them over $80,000 a year. For $80,000 a year, I’m more than happy to put a patient on a cardiac monitor and schlep a stretcher, stair-chair, backboard, or scoop stretcher to the patient’s side.  Wait.  I do that most weekends.  For free.  Yep.  I’m a volunteer paramedic.  I provide compassionate, clinically competent medical care almost every weekend.  So, there’s another take-away from this incident:  paycheck status does not correlate to professionalism.

 

As I finish this blog entry, I am seriously doubtful that much more will be done to any of the personnel who I’ve mentioned here.  So, I’ll close it here with a thank you.   Thank you to the two responding paramedics, the district commander in question, and the deputy EMS Medical Director.  Y’all have succeeded in ruining my opinion of a supposedly elite EMS system.  You’ve shattered the years of PR about a “great” EMS system – and you’ve convinced a 66-year-old mom with heart disease that there’s no reason to call an ambulance.   The worst part is, based on the lack of care that she received, I have a hard time arguing otherwise. Well done, y’all.

What’s wrong with National Registry.

I spent most of Saturday morning doing skills testing at Rice University in Houston for their Advanced EMT students.  For those of you who don't know, Rice is a private university in Houston that routinely competes with the Ivy League.  It also has its own student-run EMS first responder organization.

I was tasked with testing the students on the medical assessment skills station.  I'll respect the NREMT process and rules and omit describing the scenario other than to say that it was a medical patient with the potential to "crash." You know -- the kind where you can use some clinical judgment on how to treat the patient. 

Here's my problem.  There were 48 possible points available to be awarded for completing the skills station. There's a point awarded for considering spinal immobilization.  Points awarded two different times for checking AVPU.  Points for each question in the SAMPLE and OPQRST mnemonics. But only ONE, YES ONE, f--king point for verbalizing a treatment plan and calling for appropriate interventions. 

And I'd say that 90% of these very smart young people thought that the solution was to use the patient's prescribed medication and that alone.  I think only 2 or 3 mentioned a couple of other medications that an Advanced EMT can use in this particular emergency.    Yet all of them did mention high-flow oxygen via non-rebreather mask.   Not one mentioned capnography.  It was obvious to me that none of them understood the pathophysiology or pharmacology involved with this medical emergency.

EMS education and the National Registry process in particular have turned some of America's brightest youth into mindless automatons parroting the mantras of "BSI and scene safe."

The saddest part is that some of these young people may end up as physicians and medical directors.  I will not be surprised when these aspiring doctors push a "monkey see, monkey do" set of protocols on their medics. What disgusted me is that NREMT doesn't even seem to care if you properly treat your patient or even know what you're assessing so long as you parrot BSI, scene safety, consider c-spine immobilization, and run down the OPQRST and SAMPLE
questions.  Memorization counts and understanding is irrelevant.

None of these kids failed the skills station, but National Registry sure failed these kids and ultimately, their patients.

Having gone through this testing and evaluation process, I am now not surprised that the "best EMS service in Texas" walked my mother to the ambulance after trying to push a refusal on her.

Sorry, I'm just disgusted.

Wonder where cookie-cutter protocols come from?

So many of us in EMS complain about “cookie-cutter” protocols.  You know, the ones that mandate blindly following a flowchart instead of allowing you to use your clinical judgment and knowledge.

Why do we have cookie-cutter protocols and why are these policies rigidly enforced?  Quite simply, your medical director and EMS service often write these protocols for the lowest common denominator.  In other words, there’s a moron (or morons) who likely caused your medical director to write one of those clinical advisory memos.  Or maybe the operations manager sent out an email about some bone-headed move that you didn’t even think was humanly possible.

When you see protocols mandating what equipment you have to bring into each call, it’s because “Whatshisname” didn’t take a cardiac monitor into a chest pain call.  When you see that all patients have to be transported on a stretcher, it’s because “Whatshisname” walked a syncopal patient out to the ambulance.   When you have to call a field supervisor before you can leave a refusal, it’s because “Whatshisname” told someone that their heart attack was indigestion.   Each of these policies take away the clinical judgment of the average EMT or paramedic because someone proved that somehow, in some way, there’s a below average EMT or paramedic who isn’t worthy of complete trust.

“Whatshisname” harms each of us in EMS.  Most patients (and thankfully, it truly is MOST of our patients) rarely call for an ambulance for a medical emergency.  When we show up, we owe it to the public to make sure “Whatshisname” isn’t treating the public.  Sadly, because so many of us in EMS tolerate “Whatshisname,” our management and medical direction have to mitigate for him/her by drafting policies and protocols that take away our ability to utilize our brains or common sense.

The solution is simple — we need to police our own profession.  When you hear about a “Whatshisname,” speak up.  Don’t saddle someone else with “Whatshisname” for a partner.  Your patients and ultimately, our profession, will thank you for it.  Until then, every patient goes on the stretcher,  offer transport to every patient, get two sets of vital signs on every patient, and give the “unconscious, coma, or death” speech to every patient who wants to refuse transport.  Why?  Because “Whatshisname” is still out there.

 

About unions

Most of y’all who know me in real life know me to be somewhere right of center, somewhere around the level of being a practical minded libertarian on most issues and a raging hawk on foreign policy and national security.   So, this may come as a surprise to you.   I think unions are a necessary check and balance in the workplace.  My problem with unions is that they’ve been getting it wrong for so long and this getting it wrong is causing some real problems.

I live in an area of Texas where the local municipal police union has a large role in city politics.  The fire union to a lesser extent.  And the local third-service municipal EMS service recently obtained civil service protection, first by convincing the Texas Legislature to change state civil service law to cover third-service EMS, then convincing the voters of this unnamed “progressive” city along the Colorado River to approve said civil service protections.

So, what have the police and EMS union both done with their state civil service protections under Chapter 143 of the Texas Local Government Code?  Why they agreed to sit down at the table with city management and fritter away civil service due process protections for discipline, promotions, and hiring in return for some changes to pay rates and cost of living raises and, in the case of the police, some increased pension benefits.  The city sees giving away a few million bucks over the life of a union contract as chump change in return for the ability to return to a de facto at will employment status, the ability to play politics with the hiring process, and the ability to manipulate the selection of middle and upper level supervision/management.

The unions point to their pay raises and the political pull they have locally due to donating campaign cash to (usually) sure winners.   Sadly, pay is only part of what a union is supposed to advocate for.  When said unions don’t campaign equally aggressively for workplace conditions (call volume means a need for more medics/cops/firefighters, y’all) and due process for employee hiring, promotion, and discipline, they’re selling their members out even worse than they might be without a union.  Believing you’re protected is probably worse than when you know you’re not protected.  Only you and your lawyer can protect you — no matter what lines the union sells when it’s time to agree to have your dues deducted from your check.

My advice:  Keep a lawyer on retainer and speed dial.  Nope, I can’t be your lawyer.  I have a full-time government job where I can’t take outside cases.  If I didn’t, stupid management and union decisions could easily buy me a bigger Beemer.

Paragod? Why yes, I am.

So, I couldn’t resist commenting on one of the trolling Low Information Voter medic groups on Facebook.  There was a discussion by some sort of EMT or first responder about automatically applying a non-rebreather mask to a patient with a stroke. This provider got upset for the paramedic removing the mask and called him/her a “paragod.”  And since I couldn’t leave well enough alone, I commented.  I probably should’ve lowered my snark factor, but that’s not a fault of mine.  Rather, it’s a value added option.

So, what is a paragod?  From best as I can tell from Central Texas (home of the world’s best BBQ), a paragod is a thoughtless term hurled by Low Information Voter/medics at those medics who they think are “too smart.”

Yep.  I’m guilty.  I’m educated outside of EMS. The liberal arts and legal education means I’m likely to use critical thinking.  I make it a point to attend and participate in continuing education.  Continuing education occurs in card course, in-house CE classes at the department, state and national conferences, and yes, online too.  I knocked out my National Registry transition course and recertified six months early.  I’m the one that a lot of my friends come to when they’re looking for an answer on continuing education. I keep up with the science, because medicine is a science.  Science changes and so the medicine changes.  Sadly, too many people in EMS (especially at the lower levels of certification) cling bitterly to that which was taught to them in their initial education program and blindly follow the protocol cookbook for the recipe to treat patients.  EMS is changing, even (perhaps especially) at the BLS level.  If you don’t know about passive oxygenation, CPAP, permissive hypotension, selective spinal motion restriction, pit crew CPR, or oxygen titration to avoid free radicals, you’re already behind the times.

So, here’s the deal.  I’m going to continue being what you call a paragod.  I’m going to be current on my medicine and the science behind it.  You have two choices — evolve or become extinct.  That’s science, too.

Until then, I remain your friendly neighborhood paragod.  Arrogant?  Honestly, no.  I’m pretty approachable.  I just seem arrogant to the willfully uneducated.

Monday morning harshness

So, this morning, my Facebook feed subjected me to a post from a fellow EMS provider who shared a maudlin post from a Facebook EMS group about how important it is to be nice to patients on nursing home transfers because, OMG, you’re like the only person in their life.  Or something like that.

Ok, here’s the deal.  Be nice.  It’s simple.  It’s easy.  Honestly, it’s probably even part of the job, despite the number of people who think that a t-shirt with the tagline “EMS: Here to save your ass, not kiss it” is perfectly appropriate.  And studies show that nice medical providers get sued less often.

BUT…. Don’t give me some made-up, tear-jerker story or Facebook post to shame me into being nice.  I don’t need that kind of juvenile coaching.  (This kind of stuff is why I hate so many of the customer service and/or ethics speeches, articles, and presentations in EMS.) And if you do need that kind of reminder to actually be nice, I saw a couple of fast food places that are hiring.

The truth hurts.

Fortunately, in most cases, my good friend the Ambulance Driver usually has a way of making painful truths funny as with his recent EMS 1 article entitled EMS: The Low Information Voters of Healthcare.

Kelly (oops, Ambulance Driver) nails it right on the head when he talks about so many EMS types immediately making decisions on emotion and superficial knowledge.  He’s also right when he talks about certain posts/stories becoming viral among EMS Facebook groups.  I observed the same thing in August when a years old article from JEMS about a jury verdict from a court in Florida turned into an opportunity for the average EMS social media user to show that they could never pass the bar exam.

I’m going to go one step further, and this is coming from someone who is a borderline addict to Facebook for socializing.  The growth of Facebook EMS groups is going to end up harming EMS professionally.  I’m not old enough to be an EMS dinosaur, but I vividly remember when clinically relevant discussions and professional networking were exceptionally common online, especially in the heyday of Yahoo Groups.

Now, we’ve devolved into a Jerry Springer/lowest common denominator of EMS networking online.  Facebook groups like “Paramedics on Facebook” and “The Most Interesting Ambulance Crew in the World” end up becoming little more than an opportunity to air our dirtiest laundry for the world to see.  Whether it’s active promotion of ignorance (e.g. “My buddy’s third cousin’s EMT instructor once said that someone got sued because they didn’t stop at a car wreck when they had an EMS sticker on their truck.”) or just willful ignorance (e.g. “I never was gud in skool and I can’t pass NREMT-B?  Can ne1 tell me how to get thru it so I kin git hired and start paramedik skool? THX –And don’t use my name.), these groups are showing the underbelly of EMS — the uneducated, the inarticulate, the buffoons, and the lazy medics (of all certifications). Additionally, factor in the “anonymous” questions that these groups post about medical-legal issues and employment issues where anyone with an internet connection or smart phone can share their ignorance and actually make a situation worse. In short, the denizens of these Facebook groups are little more than the online equivalent of the people at the EMS conferences with the “Big Johnson EMS” t-shirts.  And when your posts are full of misspellings and feeble attempts at mastering basic rules of grammar, I’m not surprised when you post about being unable to pass the National Registry and/or find a job in EMS.

In my other career, I’m a practicing attorney (and not completely incompetent, despite what a few state purchasing agents may say…).   I’ve yet to find Facebook groups like “The Most Interesting Law Office in the World” for attorneys.  And I’m pretty sure that, jokes aside, most attorneys consider what we do to be professional work and take it seriously.  Having said that, the best attorney jokes usually do come from attorneys.  It is possible to take the work seriously, yet still have fun with it.

Sadly, the majority of what passes for EMS social networking these days proves why EMS isn’t considered a profession.  It may well prove why so many places pay their EMTs and paramedics what they do, though.

 

Pay to volunteer? No thank you.

I fully admit that EMS doesn’t pay the bills for me.  Never has and most likely never will, unless I get that killer job offer to be an EMS director somewhere or an overpaid (really, I’m worth it) EMS consultant.

I volunteer my skills as a paramedic and am often flexible with my rates to instruct class, especially for smaller EMS services.  I’m ok with that, really. While I’ve heard some people say that EMS will never pay well until we stop volunteering, I disagree — and to me, it’s a form of service for me to give back a little.

Here’s what I’m not OK with.  I refuse to volunteer as an event medic.  In the past, I’ve volunteered for two very large events (a biker party/rally and college football games).  Both experiences were bad in so many ways.  Both events went with relatively unprofessional event medical groups who were obviously either free or extremely low cost. Both events had bare bones protocols and equipment.  The football game EMTs were literally equipped with first aid kits and the “paramedic teams” were equipped at the BLS level with small EMT jump kits and an AED.  In fact, one time, the oxygen tank was empty when I checked out my bag.  I reported that to the supply person who told me that most people don’t check the bags.  And the protocols…. for the unnamed college in Austin with a Division I football progam…. one page.  Most of the instructions were EMT level protocols with directives to move the patient to a first aid room staffed by RNs and a doctor.

And how they treat volunteers….  When I first started at the college games, we had to carpool in and got $8 in food vouchers.  That would buy a snack at best.  As time went on, they stopped providing the food vouchers even.  They started selling a box lunch.  Oh, and you needed to be at the game early and stay late. 

So, what really brought on my gripe about volunteering for events was a post from a Facebook friend today asking for volunteers for the Houston Rodeo.  I’ve looked into it before.  What’s not to like?  One of the largest rodeos around, BBQ cookoffs, great country music concerts, and did I mention BBQ?  So, I did some research — and before you can be selected as a volunteer for the safety committee, you have to join the rodeo.  That’s at least $50.  That doesn’t count the vest that you have to buy.  And the volunteers don’t appear to get parking either.  So, for around $100 (my rough guess), you can pay for the privilege of volunteering as an EMT or paramedic for a very financially sound non-profit.   For a little over $100, I can guaran-damn-tee you that I can go to the Houston rodeo, not volunteer as a medic, and see the concert and get BBQ.

I’m tired of events shortchanging civic-minded medics by making them lose money for the “privilege” of being an event and shortchanging the public by skimping on proper medical services.

I keep reminding myself of what Chief Buddy Crain told me when I started volunteering with his fire department. “You shouldn’t have to pay to volunteer.”  That’s still sound advice from Chief Crain.  I encourage each of you to follow such advice.

We’ve found what’s holding EMS back.

It’s us. Or rather, I should say it’s what my high school history teacher called “the dirty unwashed masses.”

These are the people who hold EMS back. These are the people who want the shortest, quickest course they can find. These are the people who say “just teach me the skills.” These are the people who are the “cannon fodder” who are willing to work at minimum wage for a fly-by-night transfer company. These are the people who can’t follow the simple instructions to obtain their National Registry certification or obtain a state certification. These are the people who can’t string together a comprehensible sentence.

I’ve heard before that physicians write EMS protocols to the lowest common denominator. Having seen some of the posts on several EMS sites, I’m inclined to understand why.

And until we set higher standards to be a medic of any level and to remain a medic, we have only to look in the mirror at why RSI is a rarely granted privilege, why endotracheal intubation is going away, and why community paramedicine will most likely remain mental masturbation.

In other words, this is why we can’t have nice things to play with.

Sorry to rant. I’ll go back to my legal work now.

Hipster Angst

I’m getting tired of the hipsters who use and abuse the term “first world problems” on the Internet. Duh! Hello!  Of course it’s a “first world problem.”  That’s why it’s being posted on social media.

If your angst, smugness, smarminess, and hipster liberal guilt really make you that self conscious, find an outlet for yourself.  The Peace Corps and AmeriCorps are both recruiting idealistic do-gooders. Or you could volunteer closer to home with your local volunteer fire or EMS department.  Otherwise, quit griping!

Ok, rant over and stay tuned for my next rant.  EMS-related.  I promise.