So, I couldn’t resist commenting on one of the trolling Low Information Voter medic groups on Facebook. There was a discussion by some sort of EMT or first responder about automatically applying a non-rebreather mask to a patient with a stroke. This provider got upset for the paramedic removing the mask and called him/her a “paragod.” And since I couldn’t leave well enough alone, I commented. I probably should’ve lowered my snark factor, but that’s not a fault of mine. Rather, it’s a value added option.
So, what is a paragod? From best as I can tell from Central Texas (home of the world’s best BBQ), a paragod is a thoughtless term hurled by Low Information Voter/medics at those medics who they think are “too smart.”
Yep. I’m guilty. I’m educated outside of EMS. The liberal arts and legal education means I’m likely to use critical thinking. I make it a point to attend and participate in continuing education. Continuing education occurs in card course, in-house CE classes at the department, state and national conferences, and yes, online too. I knocked out my National Registry transition course and recertified six months early. I’m the one that a lot of my friends come to when they’re looking for an answer on continuing education. I keep up with the science, because medicine is a science. Science changes and so the medicine changes. Sadly, too many people in EMS (especially at the lower levels of certification) cling bitterly to that which was taught to them in their initial education program and blindly follow the protocol cookbook for the recipe to treat patients. EMS is changing, even (perhaps especially) at the BLS level. If you don’t know about passive oxygenation, CPAP, permissive hypotension, selective spinal motion restriction, pit crew CPR, or oxygen titration to avoid free radicals, you’re already behind the times.
So, here’s the deal. I’m going to continue being what you call a paragod. I’m going to be current on my medicine and the science behind it. You have two choices — evolve or become extinct. That’s science, too.
Until then, I remain your friendly neighborhood paragod. Arrogant? Honestly, no. I’m pretty approachable. I just seem arrogant to the willfully uneducated.